• Garrison Keillor

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    Name: Garrison Keillor
    Date: March 27, 2026
    Time: 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM EDT
    Event Description:

    Garrison Keillor Tonight is an evening of stand-up, storytelling, audience song,
    and poetry. One man, one microphone. There are sung sonnets, limericks and
    musical jokes, and the thread that runs through it is the beauty of growing old.
    Despite the inconvenience, old age brings the contentment of LESS IS MORE.
    Your mistakes and big ambitions are behind you, nothing left to prove, and small
    things give you great pleasure because that’s what’s left. (“I was unhappy in
    college because it was a requirement for an intellectual, but then I went into show
    business and discovered that people won’t pay to be made unhappy, their kids will
    do it for free.”)

    There is the News from Lake Wobegon, a town booming with new entrepreneurs,
    makers of artisanal firewood and gourmet meatloaf, breeders of composting
    worms, and dogs trained to do childcare. But some things endure, such as the
    formation of the Living Flag on Main Street, citizens in tight formation wearing
    red, white or blue caps, and Mr. Keillor among them, standing close to old
    neighbors, Myrtle Krebsbach (“Truckstop”) and Julie Christensen (“Bruno, The
    Fishing Dog”) and Clint Bunsen. And an a cappella sing-along with the audience
    singing from memory an odd medley of patriotic songs, pop standards, hymns, and
    ending with the national anthem.


    The Port Washington Chamber of Commerce invites you to Try Port First and visit our wonderful merchant and restaurant members who support our community. See our Chamber of Commerce member listings at https://www.PWCOC.org/members. And, you can download the free Try Port First app for "everything Port Washington!"

    Location:
    Jeanne Rimsky Theater, 232 Main Street
    Contact Information:
    (516) 767-6444
    Fees/Admission:
    Premium $68, Friends $63
    Select $58, Friends $53
    Standard $48, Friends $43
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